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I guess I will never stop learning, my dear friend. This time you’ll have to forgive my sarcasm, but I can’t really take the analysis seriously considering a clearly partisan editorial; a harsh critique of Biden’s policies (ignoring what he inherited) and the MUCH softer framing of Trump’s actions. Again, in fact, you judge the Chief Executive or a tenant for the way he/she finds the house... not the way he/she leaves it.

For instance, inflation is a stealth tax now? Of course, it is... since it usually pops up in the form of an executive order or an edict. Something Biden did and Trump will reverse with the red switch conveniently placed on the right side of the Resolute Desk. After all, who wouldn’t recommend the President increase inflation? It’s rule number one in the book, "How to Lose Your Reelection".

And here I was thinking it had something to do with, you know, a global pandemic, supply chain chaos, a war in Europe, and central banks playing rate-hike roulette. Silly me for thinking it was a bit more complicated. Clearly, Biden’s fiscal policies are so powerful they even managed to inflate gas prices in Italy. Was he on a Zoom call with OPEC, or was Janet Yellen running that one while sipping her matcha oat latte?

Also, I have to say, the alien economist-abduction scenario is a bold touch. A terrifying supply shortage we should all worry about! But if economists suddenly become scarce, should we start hoarding lawyers? Seems like a solid backup plan.

And then there’s the wild claim that tariffs on China didn’t (and won’t) affect inflation. Sure, let’s just ignore how raising import costs directly increases the price of goods here. It’s not like we all saw prices jump on everything from electronics to basic goods when those tariffs kicked in, right? Let me guess... next, you’ll argue a 25% tariff on semiconductors would have no impact because apparently, chips grow on trees now.

Anyway, glad to see we’ve cracked the code: it’s all just government spending and taxation. Forget years of Fed’s ultra-low rates or, I don’t know, that tiny little event called COVID. But hey, if it’s all about 'your money,' maybe your next post can dive into how aliens caused the housing crisis. I’d definitely tune in for that one.

Last but not least, can you please tell Florida to stop burning books? They’re clearly out of the playbooks on gender adjustments and have moved on to the good stuff, like economics. Let’s save some classics for the next debate!

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